How to Survive a Horror Movie



Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie........

Just in case you get stuck in one follow these steps and you will stay alive.............

#  Take heed of all warnings forms animals and children – they usually know more than you do

#  Never unlock doors and look outside

#   Always check the back seat of your car.

#  Never batch especially when in the house alone

#  Dreams are rarely just dreams

#  When family pet runs away do not go looking for it

#  Do not keep your knifes in a wooden block on kitchen counter

#  Never search basement especially when power went out

#  Never split up - safety in numbers

#  Don’t go to a party and drink alcohol

#  Never and mean never say I’ll be back – because you wont

#  The killer is always in the house

#  Don't run upstairs – there is no way back down

#  Don’t run you will trip and fall in mud

#  The Killer/Monster is behind you

#  When it appears that you have killed the monster/Killer never go and check if its really dead

#  Always shoot it in the head

Most important one off all

#  Don’t have SEX  (virgin always life and outsmarts the killer)